Saucy Mount Rushmore Surprise!

Courtesy of the blog www.brownsauce.org devoted exclusively to worshipping a fine condiment complement to the British bacon sarny, the sauce known as Houses of Parliment was recently discovered as a missing Mount Rushmore president! Impossible you say? A year ago W put his face cheekily on the South Dakota monument for a publicity stunt. But I thought I'd never see this depth of depravity from my own dear bottle of brown. Okay I forgive you HP. I can't live without you! I think you'd do a fine job as Supreme Commander. Start the immigration!

World's Tallest Dog

www.Vewgle.com - The Google Video Forum This is a HUGE dog!

World's Tallest Dog, Now In Print

Divided by a common language Britain and America are joined by...a surprisingly statuesque canine! From the unlikely origin of Grass Valley, Nevada County, California, Gibson the Great Dane is a tall dog - so tall he has his own website, Size Matters, at www.gibsondog.com. You can even shake his paw and hear him say "I love you." I visit daily.

The Guinness Book of World Records is ecstatic. Cementing Gibbo's local hero fame into immortality, they are importing his name 5000 miles east of the sunshine state to London, former City of Fame. Gibson is top of the height game, and according to his keeper/pet, has an eye for the ladies, black and white of course. Bless the Guinness family for their book! Apparently TGBWR is the book most stolen from British libraries. As Gibbo would say: "Irony."

The most stolen book in the US is Sex by Madonna. No joke.

New Site (If You Like Chess And Murder)

Check out Matt Fullerty's new website and novel The Pride and the Sorrow at www.mattfullerty.com

World Cup Surprise

A few weeks ago I pretended to my long-suffering girlfriend, AZ, that I didn't already know the score in the USA-Czech Republic World Cup game, which I did. I accidentally saw the half-time score on one of those internet pop-ups. When we watched the recorded game later, I pretended to get all excited and disgusted at the right moments. AZ didn't tell me she knew the score too. We were both playing the same daft game. Apparently she was driving and "saw the score on a TV bar screen." A likely story. Ah, the beautiful game.