World's Tallest Dog, Now In Print

Divided by a common language Britain and America are joined by...a surprisingly statuesque canine! From the unlikely origin of Grass Valley, Nevada County, California, Gibson the Great Dane is a tall dog - so tall he has his own website, Size Matters, at www.gibsondog.com. You can even shake his paw and hear him say "I love you." I visit daily.

The Guinness Book of World Records is ecstatic. Cementing Gibbo's local hero fame into immortality, they are importing his name 5000 miles east of the sunshine state to London, former City of Fame. Gibson is top of the height game, and according to his keeper/pet, has an eye for the ladies, black and white of course. Bless the Guinness family for their book! Apparently TGBWR is the book most stolen from British libraries. As Gibbo would say: "Irony."

The most stolen book in the US is Sex by Madonna. No joke.